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Category Archives: Recreation

Sponsored by : Nick Perez

Nick, I think this place would really thrive with you as their barker: Rocks here! Rocks fa sale! 2 bucks a pound, newborn’s worth of rocks, 15 dolla! 15 dolla. Don’t want to pay, we got rocks fa free! Don’t like rocks?! We got wood! Everyone here had accents, endlessly amusing to hear little boys [...]

Sponsored by : Molly Lebowitz

Cuz, I hit up this joint called the blue door when I was driving through Oklahoma City. There was a stage right up front in one big room, with just rows and rows of wooden chairs. Everything in the place was slanted, leaning to the left by about a foot, floor to ceiling, politically too [...]

Sponsored by : Mandy and Juni Davis (no thanks to Greg)

Dear Davises, Can you believe that they have Honey Gardens stuff in Amarillo, TX?! I’m feverish and have a sore throat and picked up a bunch of ingredients for my own swichel. I’ve been thinking about Greg and his earplugs a lot today because after driving through the desert for a few days with the [...]

Sponsored by : Helen Park

Dear Helen, Thanks for pitching in to help me drive across the country. I’ve taken the opportunity to do a little legwork on your behalf and found a great place for you to make all your dreams come true: Hereford, Texas. I think you could be happy here: lots of beef and corn-fed people. Think [...]

Sponsored by : Megan Costello

Megan, It’s Bowie, baby. Thank you! Graham