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Category Archives: Recreation

Sponsored by : Kathryn McCurdy

Katie, I tried to sneak onto this park late at night and sleep next to the waterfalls, but it was gated and locked, so I set up my tent in a graveyard just down the road. The temp was in the 90s by morning so I went back to see the falls and swam in [...]

Sponsored by : Demeny Pollitt

Dem, There are lots of these joints for lonely truckers through Texarcanasee and they’ve inspired me to do a little algebra here. Is my math right? X (kisses) + XX (booze) = XXX (adult superstore) G

Sponsored by : Stephanie Alpert

Stephanie, It was in the mid nineties by the time I stopped for breakfast in Memphis. The streets smelled of wonder bread, radiating from the factory a few blocks away. All these little old cities are quaint compared with our behemoth, Hope you’re cool! G

Sponsored by : Claire Titelman

Claire, I walked to the top of Pinnacle Mountain, just west of Little Rock. It was a hazy evening and the river was full and slowly rolling by. There was a couple talking, and one of them was advising the other about just getting up each day and turning it over. He said that that [...]

Sponsored by : Aaron Ryan

Studio Dad, I took in the healing waters of Hot Springs, Arkansas. The mineral rich springs originally bubbled out of the side of the mountain, but are now piped into a set of bath houses. Presidents, mafia dons and infirm veterans are among the multitude of loosers that have been cooked here. And now, me! [...]